marowakingoff:

remember the three R’s

  1. reduce reblog my selfie
  2. reuse reblog my selfie
  3. recycle reblog my selfie

(via mignolets)

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

(via pizza)